Last Friday was Sports
Day, the day where every GPS – Government Primary School – conducts a series of
track events with the other schools in their region. My school, part of the East
Region, practiced all week to prepare for the events. School was taught in the
mornings, and then every afternoon after lunch, we would race. Quickly, much to
my delight I must admit, I became the Sports Czar for my school, leading all the
efforts in warming up, practicing the events, teaching the proper technique,
and recording the results so we would know who should run what event when
Sports Day occurred.
This week was
probably the most fun I have had in school to date. My regular classes went
well and then I loved coaching the sports. The kids were incredibly excited to
run and compete and they were hilarious to watch. They would fall left and
right. The sack races, with over half the kids never making it, left everyone
in tears. The hurdles – somehow we have adjustable hurdles that we use 5 times
a year but not enough books or pencils for our students – with the kids
continuously jumping around, running through, and tripping over them was
equally amusing.
We practiced all
the events. 800 meters. 400 meters. 200 and 100 meters. Relay races, sack
races, and sprints for the little kids in Class 1 and 2. I taught the kids how
to start with, “On your mark, Get set, Go!” and showed them how to properly
pass the stick during the relay races. By Friday we were ready.
I hopped on the bus
with all of my students and their families, many others also coming in cars, to
GPS Ha’alaufuli. The school was packed. My school only has 40 students, but 2
of the other schools have as many as 180 kids so the odds were certainly
stacked against us. All of the teachers, students, and parents were there. The
lawn was freshly mowed and track lines were drawn into it. All of the kids were
in their school colors. Yellow for us, and red, green, and blue for the
remaining schools.
The day was a ton
of work. It was unbelievably hot and I was running all around the place making
sure my students were where they were supposed to be. It was so much fun
though. I loved watching all of the events, especially when juggling for the
girls is considered a field event in Tonga. Being a small school, my students did
not win many events, but my class 5 boys cleaned up, and the Class 5 boys, one
Class 4 girl, and two Class 6 boys did well enough to compete in the all GPS
sports day in the capital next week.
Two particular
events are worth further mentioning as well. The first is that Sports day is
considered a food day, meaning that all of the parents bring tons of food for
themselves, the kids, and the teachers. The food was everywhere. Root Crop,
Fried Fish, Chicken, and Pig. I was absolutely bombarded by food. The moment my
plate was even close to being finished, heaps of food was dumped into my lap.
It was all tasty, and following my principle of eating in Tonga – when you
actually like the food, eat a lot of it – I ate until I was fit to burst.
The second event is
more of a phenomenon. This phenomenon is Tongan women. At every event, be it
sports, dances, or whatever, the women, mostly the married mothers between then
ages of 30 and 50 are by the far the best part. They are absolutely hysterical.
Also, please remember that most of these women are quite large, easily weighing
over 200 pounds. This context is important for the mental images I soon hope to
impart.
At Sports Day the
women would race the kids alongside the events. They would run out into the
middle of the field and tackle each other. One woman ventured out in a bike,
only to be run down by 3 other woman, completely blindsided, and taken to the
ground. It was absolutely hilarious, and I tried my best to avoid being run
down when I stood to close to the sidelines.
Unfortunately,
these Tongan mothers had other plans for me. After lunch, before the finals of
the events began, the schools held an impromptu concert to raise money.
Basically they blasted music and called the mothers and teachers of each school
to come up and dance. I had no intention of dancing in front of 500 Tongans so
I tried to remain unseen, a difficult prospect as I was the only non-Tongan and
stood out quite easily.
When my school was
called, the MC on the microphone also shouted, “Ha’u Soni. Ha’u Pisi Koa. Come
Soni. Come Peace Corps.” Before I could make any decision two of the mothers,
grabbed my arms and half ran half carried me to the front. Stuck, I started
dancing, and within 30 seconds I was immediately bombarded by money. Tongans,
when they give money, stuff the bills into your clothes and stick them to your
body. They do this because if the money falls off it traditionally means that
the unmarried person is not a virgin. Feeling very much like a stripper, woman
after woman put money down my shirt and in my pockets, supplying the school
with plenty of money.
I ran to my
principal, giving her the money and hoping that my job was done. However, she
wanted more money and ushered me back into the fray. Shaking my head, I slowly
walked back to the group of mothers’ eyeing me like a lion eyes an impala,
silently licking their chomps. Within a few minutes the dancing got quite
rough, with these 200 plus pound woman fighting over me and picking me up and
shaking me. Then they decided to team up and I was grabbed, lifted, carried by
7 women like a rug, and they attempted to unbutton my shirt – not caring at all
that it is actually illegal for a man to be shirtless in public in Tonga.
Freaking out, I had
no idea what to do. The average age of the women was 40. They outweighed me
each individually and collectively by several hundred pounds. How could I fight
back?
Luckily, before
they could unbutton more than one of my buttons, they dropped me. This dropping
momentarily stunned the women into a silent lethargy and they helped me up. The
moment I stood up, before they could act, I ran away as fast as I possibly
could. Every single person at the school, maybe 500 people, was watching and
laughing as hard as only Tongans can laugh. Turning bright red, I walked back
to my principle, who was laughing like crazy, and told her I deserved at least
a few days off for that.
Also, it is
important to note. There is ZERO hyperbole or exaggeration in this story. If
anything, I am not doing the event the honor it deserves and am understating
it. It was crazy.
Even with this
attack, the day was a great success and I had a lot of fun. Since then, I have
returned with students from my school who won their events to practice with our
region for the all GPS Sport Day in the capital next week. I am now the Sports
Czar for the entire region, and I have to admit, I want to win.
I also wanted to
update everyone with my plans. This may be my last post for several weeks.
Since I will not receive a new charger until April when I see my parents, and
the following week with Sports Day, Good Friday, and Easter when every store is
closed, may make getting on the internet impossible. Further, I am leaving
Tonga for two weeks to travel with my parents to Bali, Singapore, and Tokyo on
April 3rd, and when I return on the 13th I have a week of
Peace Corps training in Tongatapu. Thus, this will likely be my last post for a
while.
I hope you enjoyed
it. Thank you for reading and enjoy the photos below.
Hurdles. The kid in the yellow jersey is one of my Class 6 students.
400 meters. Notice the Moms running with the kids.
100 meter sprint. The kid in the yellow is also one of my students.
Juggling - a popular girls event
Tug of War - my school on the left dominating
Victory parade